Well, well, well. Never thought I'd see the day when my Template is higher up on the excitement scale than this one.

[pauses] But "never" doesn't really mean anything in this place, does it?

C'mon, Template. Prove me wrong. Entertain me.

[standing outside Patonce House on Noble Street on the first and second level, making a show out of not contemplating it.]

I think this one might be cursed!